Leave your best girl home
by Ty Kovatch

Prologue: This song is about my two dogs...Chief, a black lab, and Marco, a German Shepard. Chief's nicknames are "Mr. Spankins" and "Mr. Spankins LaDesh", Marco's nickname was "Mr. Snufalufagus....my roommate challenged me to rhyme the word snufulufagus, and this song is the result....it is pure genius...

Mr. U-F-U, Mr. G-U-S, Mr. Tough as us, Buff as us
MR SNUFULUFAGUS!
Hanging out in the pouring rain
You've got to feel his pain
With a tight-white-fight-night little black dress
Hanging out for the money going home for the sex
You're the doll for the call because it wouldn't be right
To leave your best girl home tonight

I'm looking for the burn
Hanging out for the money but I'll wait my turn
You're the doll for the call because it wouldn't be right
To leave your best girl home tonight

He's Mr. S, Mr P., Mr A-N-K
Smoking Chief, Smokin Cheeba all through the day
He's got a tight-white-fight-night little black dress
Hanging out for the money and the middle class sex
And he says so because he knows it isn't pure
If you make the accusation then you'd better be sure
You're the doll for the call because it wouldn't be right
To leave your best girl home tonight

Chorus

Mr. Spankins Fresh, Mr. Chiefy LaDesh
Findin' cushion in the bosom of a woman's chest
And he gets respect cuz he's last from recess
Showing off for dogs with his american express
He's got a street nose
Always on the street with complete notes
He's always yellin me, tellin me how the beat goes
He's always hanging out with a dog that's fresh
Its Mr. Ufagus, and Mr. Spankins LaDesh

Chorus

2006 Ty Kovatch

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